I drew it based on memory. Way way off lmaooo
8 Reasons Why Cheese Is Better Than A Boyfriend, Though Either Is Better Than Living In A Storm Drain -
5. You’re never settling when you go with goat cheese. That said, you’d settle for whatever keeps the dogs of hunger at bay and whoever will keep you warm and dry at night. But man, goat cheese!
programming class is so fun. my teacher is very nice and funny, even though I saw him wear a fedora once.
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This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the fucking club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
Fuck the skinny bitches! Fuck the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the muthafuckin’ club
Fuck you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh — Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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I’m soooo tired of being “accompanied” to hawk week activities by the boys’ halls
tonight’s escort was a CS major who loves family guy and linkin park and doesn’t watch movies, but at least he didn’t ask me for ibuprofen for his hangover
No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.