elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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John Mulaney - The Salt and Pepper Diner

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youlovemeletmego:

OH MY GOD LAST NIGHT PATRICK WAS LIKE “I CANT GET MY WORDS OUT CAUSE ITS SO HOT” AND PETE GOES “IM SORRY DID U SAY YOU CANT GET YOUR WORDS OUT CAUSE IM SO HOT? CAUSE I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT YOU”  AND PATRICK DID HIS LIL UPSET “IM NOT CUTE” FACE IT WAS PRECIOUS

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baumtown:

a self portrait

baumtown:

a self portrait

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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