breaking news: dumb baby tries linux for the first time
"Hi my name is Rob Web’scale Disruptio Startup Jobs and I have a mobile app startup (that’s how I got my name) with ping pong tables and mountain dew pools that reach my waist and icy blue fedoras like masculine traps and a lot of people tell me I look like Mark Zuckerberg (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Steve Jobs but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking maker. I’m a programmer and my pecs are buff. I have pale white skin. I’m also a hacker, and I go to a hacker school called Fullstack Academy in New York where I’m in the third month (I’m twenty three). I’m a bro (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly orange. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a muscle shirt with matching hoodie on top of it and a black stretch jean and white sneakers. I was walking outside Fullstack Academy. It was sunny and there was no wind, which I was very happy about. A lot of Academics stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. I hate Academics so fucking much!!!"